GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole vibe. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Say when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then th